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Anyone besides my dumbass ever pop some blood vessels in their eye (subconjunctiva hemorrhage) from bouncing their nephew on their knees all day? Lollll

Anyone besides my dumbass ever pop some blood vessels in their eye (subconjunctiva hemorrhage) from bouncing their nephew on their knees all day? Lollll

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Oh fuck, another one. But umm…why is earth scared of aliens on a little shuttlecraft? Lol they could have used a bird of prey ship or something…step your Trekkie game up, Giancoli.

Oh fuck, another one. But umm…why is earth scared of aliens on a little shuttlecraft? Lol they could have used a bird of prey ship or something…step your Trekkie game up, Giancoli.

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If all my hw referenced Star Trek, I would do it more often.

If all my hw referenced Star Trek, I would do it more often.

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i was watching clueless last night and omg, does young paul rudd remind anyone else of peter?? LOL…not just looks, but his mannerisms and everything!

i was watching clueless last night and omg, does young paul rudd remind anyone else of peter?? LOL…not just looks, but his mannerisms and everything!

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this dude is the best.

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Oh haiiiii.

Oh haiiiii.

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i have a paper due and presentation tommorrow…

here is what i’ve done so far.

1. make simple syrup [because my tea was too bitter]

2. watch friends [it was the episode where ross meets emily]

3. watch ‘you are not the father’ compilations on youtube

4. spend 30 minutes on the massage chair

….tell me something, at what age do you outgrow procrastination?

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Yayyy another family wedding…and I’m not a bridesmaid, woohoo!

Yayyy another family wedding…and I’m not a bridesmaid, woohoo!

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Me during finals week:

whatshouldwecallme:

Word.

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If you like that rabbit candy, go try some of this.  Tastes just like it except with a chocolate coating. Yummm!

If you like that rabbit candy, go try some of this. Tastes just like it except with a chocolate coating. Yummm!